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“Crabbe and Goyle”
Weezer
From the album Ridiculously Wicked by The 8th Horcrux
Released: January 28, 2012
Recorded: January 2011
Genre: Alternative Rock, Parody
Length: 2:49
Label: Fueled by Pumpkin Juice
Purchase Link: Bandcamp $0.99
Producer(s): Paul Thomas
The 8th Horcrux's Chronology
Last Single: If You Wanna Rock at Quidditch (2012)
This Single: Crabbe and Goyle (2012)
Next Single: The Lavatory Song (2012)

Crabbe and Goyle is the name of the twelfth single by wizard rock band The 8th Horcrux. The song is a parody of "Buddy Holly" by Weezer. The song is the second single from The 8th Horcrux's fourth parody album, Ridiculously Wicked. Part of the song was written by Ally Bitter, a friend of the band and former member of Famosiz.

Track ListingEdit

Radio Promo
  1. "Crabbe and Goyle" - 2:49

LyricsEdit

What’s with these people turning to stone?
What’s up with Malfoy’s dad?
Why is a house elf out for my life?
Was it something I said?

Woo-hoo, a snake is free
Woo-hoo, I don't want to die
Woo-hoo, Don't look into its eyes

Oo-wee-oo, we look just like Crabbe and Goyle
Oh oh, and Hermione has a tail
Riddle's out to kill, now we got to stop his big snake
He took out Filch's cat

Now the whole school fears, I'm Slytherin's heir
They think I'm one evil dude
My tongue might be hissy, but my eyes sure ain't slits.
So what if it's Parseltongue?

Woo-hoo, here's a diary...
Woo-hoo, Who's this Riddle guy?
Woo-hoo, Is Hagrid a bad guy?

Oo-wee-oo, we look just like Crabbe and Goyle
Oh oh, and Hermione has a tail
Riddle's out to kill, now we got to stop his big snake
I mean, he took out Filch's cat!
Who goes and does that?

The broken sink’s the Chamber’s door
There’s a big snake down, get down on the floor
Oh no, oh my word
Fawkes the bird brought me a sword
I can fight and I can stab
What’s the matter Riddle, you feelin’ mad?
What’s the matter, what’s the matter, what’s the matter Tom?
If I stab this book you will be gone

Oo-wee-oo, we look just like Crabbe and Goyle
Oh oh, and Hermione has a tail
Turns out Voldemort has a fetish for big snakes
I don't care for that
I don't care for that
What would Freud have to say 'bout that?
Hermione's still a cat

ReferencesEdit

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Albums: Potterwatch! · Accio Awesome · Noize From the Cupboard · Ridiculously Wicked · Fantastic Beats & Where to Hear Them
EPs: I Love Hogwarts · We R Death Eaters · Pottermost! · Happy Record Store Day! · Happy Record Store Day 2013 · Finite Incantatem!
Other: Discography · Expecto Patrohmygoodness · The 8th Horcrux Live · Greatest Hits

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