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“Dwight' Speech”
Dwight's Speech
Single released by Famosiz
Released: April 1, 2008
Recorded: 2008
Genre: Mash-Up, Sound Collage
Length: 3:39
Label: Crap Weasel Records
Producer(s): Paul Thomas
Famosiz's Chronology
Last Single: Ryan Started the Fire (2008)
This Single: Dwight's Speech (2008)
Next Single: Bean Burrito from Hell (2008)


Dwight' Speech is the name of the second single by alternative group Famosiz. Although most of their songs are originals, "Dwight's Speech" is made entirely of samples. The sampled media in question includes 2 Unlimited's "Get Ready for This," Gary Glitter's "The Hey Song," and various clips from "The Office."

Due to the fact that the song is virtually entirely made of copyrighted material, the band is offering the song for free on their MySpace page.

The song was released as a B-Side to the May re-release of "Ryan Started the Fire."

Track ListingsEdit

  1. "Dwight's Speech" - 3:39

LyricsEdit

Note: The entire song is made of spoken-word samples from "The Office"

"No Revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself!

Would an idiot do that?

Do you want to die!?!
Question...
You can't do that!
Why not?
safetly violation: I could fall and pierce... an organ...
Ah! Damn it Jim!
So what do you guys hear? What's the scuttlebutt?

Stat means now!

Blood alone moves the wheels of history!
Have you ever asked yourself in an hour of mediation, which everyone finds during the day: How long we've been Striving for greatness!
Not only the years we've been at war: the war of work!
But from the moment as a child, when we realized that the world could be conquered!
It has been a lifetime struggle; a never ending fight! I say to you! And you will understand: That it is a privelage to fight!

What did I do? I did my job. I slashed benefits to the bone, I saved this company money. Was I too harsh? Maybe. I don't believe in coddling people. In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg, I can't run. A lion eats me, and I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead: I'm the lion. Your dead!

He put my stuff in Jell-O again!

Some people will tell you salesman is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door-to-door charlatans.
This is our duty to change their perception
I say, salesmen, and women, of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce, for it is together, together that we prevail!
We must never cede control of the motherland for it is together that we prevail!

We’re like oen of those classic famous teams. He’s like Mozart and I’m like…Mozart’s friend. No. I’m like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like… Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy!

My father's name was Dwight Schrute.
My grandfather's name was Dwight Schrute.
His father's name...
Dwide Schrude...
Amish..."

References and External LinksEdit

Famosiz's MySpace

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