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“Horcruxes 2 Night”
Nocover
From the album Noize From the Cupboard by The 8th Horcrux
Released: June 26, 2011[1]
Recorded: June 2011
Genre: Rap, Hip-Hop, Parody
Length: 3:37
Label: Fueled by Pumpkin Juice
Purchase Link: Bandcamp $0.99
Producer(s): Paul Thomas
The 8th Horcrux's Chronology
Last Single: We R Death EateRs (2011)
This Single: Horcruxes 2 Night (2011)
Next Single: Wizarding Skillz (2011)

Horcruxes 2 Night is the name of the ninth single by wizard rock band The 8th Horcrux. The song is a parody of "Moment 4 Life" by Nicki Minaj ft. Drake.

LyricsEdit

We used to fly with the kids in the pitch
But now it ain’t about no snitch
We wish Dumbledore was alive
‘Cuz right now we’re fighting to survive

We runnin’ ‘round England in Muggle attire
To fight Voldie’s fire and his evil empire
We got to stop him dead ‘cuz he is a live wire
We doin’ this fo’ Cedric ‘cuz now he’s a vampire

It’s six horcruxes we seek
It’s six horcruxes whose power we want to break
It’s six horcruxes I think
Dumbledore already broke the ring
And now we got to find a bloody crown, yes
Being a hero I’m stressed, yes
Boo for the loser named Ron, bye
Hope he don’t meet an end like Firefly, sigh
Nagini chased me, teleport to safety, 12 Grimmauld Place
Dot dot dot, we going crazy
Yeah, I’m muggle born, Voldemort couldn’t chain me
Shout out to “Def Eaters,” sorry that you couldn’t taze me
Ain’t being haughty, we misunderstood
Best believe that all the while we working for the Greater Good, Imperio!
This night just goes to show
Everything we’ve been striving fo’

Now ge-ge-ge-ge-get your wands out
Time to fight evil off and watch Ron pout
We’ve already tried everything we could think of
But killin’ Voldie is what we on the brink of

I wish that I could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… tonight
And while we’re looking, Voldemort’s still alive… alive… alive
I wish that we could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… (Got to find this horcrux) tonight… (Got to find this horcrux)
This is our moment, I just hope we don’t die… don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux) don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux)

Uhh, when I tell my friends
Run, run, run faster let’s hide in the city
Death Eaters be on my tail ‘cuz you know I’m H-Piddy
Using Polyjuice, we’ll infiltrate the Ministry
Dodging all the guards, oh crap, the Muggle-Born Committee
Shout out to a muggle band, “This Is Such a Pity
“Magic is Might,” blech, how terribly witty
Aww, where is the locket, it’s drivin’ me mental
We’re trapped here with rainin’ offices and flying memos
Found Umbridge, she wasn’t alone
About 100 dementors, dang it got cold
And so we grabbed the locket, it was time to roll
Weasley really wanted out, but he didn’t go home yet
Yeah, be very afraid, Muggle-borns and traitors getting’ carried away
Ron thinks me and Hermione getting’ married today
Oh wait, here comes a Patronus to show us the way
Ooh, I see a snatcher with my eye
Dang, we got captured and nearly died
Showdown at the Malfoy Manor, humongous fight
I can’t believe we really made it and I’m partly surprised, I swear
This is the best scene in the book
I swear these stunts are as hard as they look
I’m really trying to figure out this whole deal
Because of course its in your head, but why’s that make it not real?

I wish that I could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… tonight
And while we’re looking, Voldemort’s still alive… alive… alive
I wish that we could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… (Got to find this horcrux) tonight… (Got to find this horcrux)
This is our moment, I just hope we don’t die… don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux) don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux)

ReferencesEdit

  1. "Artists of the FuMP Sideshow - The 8th Horcrux." TheFuMP.com. 2011.
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Albums: Potterwatch! · Accio Awesome · Noize From the Cupboard · Ridiculously Wicked · Fantastic Beats & Where to Hear Them
EPs: I Love Hogwarts · We R Death Eaters · Pottermost! · Happy Record Store Day! · Happy Record Store Day 2013 · Finite Incantatem!
Other: Discography · Expecto Patrohmygoodness · The 8th Horcrux Live · Greatest Hits

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