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“I Love Hogwarts”
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From the album Accio Awesome by The 8th Horcrux
Released: December 2, 2010[1]
Recorded: Early 2010
Genre: Rap, Hip-Hop, Parody
Length: 2:49
Label: Fueled by Pumpkin Juice
Purchase Link: Bandcamp $0.99
Producer(s): Paul Thomas
The 8th Horcrux's Chronology
Last Single: Witch (2009)
This Single: I Love Hogwarts (2010)
Next Single: Privet Drive (2010)


I Love Hogwarts is the name of the third single by wizard rock band The 8th Horcrux. It served as the lead-off single for the band's second album, Accio Awesome. The song is a parody of "I Love College" by Asher Roth.

LyricsEdit

I'm good, man
I... I ain't the Dark Lord...
If you have a wand
Would you please put it in the air?

Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...

I wanna stay at Hogwarts if ya know what I mean
Eat chocolate frogs and booger flavored beans
After Quidditch Games, on Friday Nights
I can get butterbeer a sickle-a-pint

So let's hit the pitch, I'll grab the snitch
The name's Harry P, did you know that?
I am champion at wizard chess
Knight to E-5; I can beat the best

Ron's got a mouse, Gryffindor's my house
I love my education, but screw divination
Time isn't wasted, when evil is wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...

I love Hogwarts, ay!
I love Quidditch, ay!
I love witches, ay!
Man, I love Hogwarts

Now if everybody would please
Raise their goblet as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me

First Year! First Year!
First Year! First Year!

Do something' wicked! Do something' wicked!
Do something' wicked! Do something' wicked!

Eat Slugs! Eat Slugs!
Eat Slugs! Eat Slugs!

First Year! First Year!
First Year! First Year!

Fought Voldie last night...
(Man I love Hogwarts...)
Fought Voldie last night...
(I love it!)

Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the Heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...

Do I really have to pass my O.W.L's
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?

ReferencesEdit

  1. "Artists of the FuMP Sideshow - The 8th Horcrux." TheFuMP.com. 2011.
280148 256303124381480 184665701545223 1178018 4341116 o The 8th Horcrux

Albums: Potterwatch! · Accio Awesome · Noize From the Cupboard · Ridiculously Wicked · Fantastic Beats & Where to Hear Them
EPs: I Love Hogwarts · We R Death Eaters · Pottermost! · Happy Record Store Day! · Happy Record Store Day 2013 · Finite Incantatem!
Other: Discography · Expecto Patrohmygoodness · The 8th Horcrux Live · Greatest Hits

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