| “I Love Hogwarts” | |
 From the album Potterwatch! and Accio Awesome by The 8th Horcrux | |
| Released: | December 22, 2010[1] |
|---|---|
| Recorded: | August 2009 - July 2010 |
| Genre: | Rock, Parody |
| Length: | 3:12 |
| Label: | Fueled by Pumpkin Juice |
| Purchase Link: | Bandcamp $0.99 |
| Producer(s): | Paul Thomas |
| The 8th Horcrux's Chronology | |
| Last Single: | I Love Hogwarts (2010) |
| This Single: | Privet Drive (2010) |
| Next Single: | (Ginny's) Love Story (2010) |
Privet Drive is the name of the fourth single by wizard rock band The 8th Horcrux. The song is a parody of "1985" by Bowling for Soup. The song was originally featured on The 8th Horcrux's first album, Potterwatch! with lead vocals from Paul Thomas. However, the band was unsatisfied with this version and re-recorded it for their second album, Accio Awesome, with vocals from Trina Sieg. The latter has become the "official version."
Lyrics
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Woo Hoo Hooooo!
Woo hoo hooooo!
Harry just hit the wall
He'd nearly had it all
Tormented everyday
Cedric was DOA
He dreamed about a door
All the time for 24
Hours every day...
Again to his dismay
He was gonna be an auror
He was gonna be the star
He'd kick Voldie's ass
With just his lightning scar
He though about that veil
When Belatrix did assail
His godfather Sirius Black
Would never... Ever...
come back!
But Ron Weasley, Hermione
Can't save his little hiney
His summer is tragic
Deprived of all his magic
He's got two weeks until school
The wait is really uncool
In order to stay alive
He's stuck at Privet Drive
He hates Voldie's antics
Defeats him all the time
Tom Riddle, Umbridges' ink
And the Goblet of Fire
He's a Hogwarts man
Not a big Dementor fan
They thought they'd get their hands
On the Prisoner of Azkaban
He's walked through chambers filled with snakeskin
And dueled the Dark Lord: Priori Incantatem!
He's talked to werewolves who were friendly
He's almost fought against... Malfoy... Spiders...
And a basilisk!
Ron Weasley, Hermione
Can't save his little hiney
His summer is tragic
Deprived of all his magic
He's got two weeks until school
The wait is really uncool
I order to stay alive
He's stuck at Privet Drive
Woo Hoo Hooooo!
He hates time, make the pain stop
Why did all the time-turners have to drop? (Have to drop...)
And why did Sirius, become a martyr?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP!!! (tick tick tick)
Ron Weasley, Hermione
To save his little hiney
His summer is tragic
Deprived of all his magic
He's got two weeks until school
The wait is really uncool
I order to stay alive
He's stuck at Privet Drive
But Ron Weasley, Hermione
Can't save his little hiney
His summer is tragic
Deprived of all his magic
He's got two week until school
The wait is really uncool
I order to stay alive
He's stuck at... stuck at... stuck at Privet Drive
ReferencesEdit
- ↑ "Artists of the FuMP Sideshow - The 8th Horcrux." TheFuMP.com. 2011.
