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Album by The 8th Horcrux
Released: November 2016
Recorded: July 2009 to July 2013
Genre: Wizard Rock, Comedy/Parody
Length: TBA
Label: Fueled by Pumpkin Juice
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The 8th Horcrux's Album Chronology
Last Album: Fantastic Beats & Where to Hear Them
This Album: The_Chamber_of_Secret_Tracks
Next Album: TBA

The Chamber of Secret Tracks is a compilation album of songs by The 8th Horcrux.


According to the band' website, the album comprises "tracks that just barely missed the cut for our Greatest Hits album".[1] Track 13 was taken from "Potterwatch!" (2009); tracks 5 & 11 are from "Accio Awesome" (2010); tracks 1, 6, 12, & 14 are from "Noize From the Cupboard" (2011); track 15 was taken from the EP "Pottermost!" (2011); and tracks 2, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, & 10 are from "Ridiculously Wicked" (2012).

Track ListingEdit

  1. "Viva la Voldemort" - 2:27 (A parody of "Viva la Vida" by Coldplay)
  2. "Brokenlocket" - 2:42 (A parody of "Brokenhearted" by Karmin)
  3. "Kreacher" - 2:38 (A parody of "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America)
  4. "All the Slytherins (Better Run)" - 2:37 (A parody of "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster the People)
  5. "I Can Stop Voldemort" - 3:30 (A parody of "Can't Stop Partying" by Weezer)
  6. "Marauder's Map" - 2:58 (A parody of "Where It's At" by Beck)
  7. "It's Quidditch Time" - 3:31 (A parody of "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" by Katy Perry)
  8. "Teen Death Eater" - 3:21 (A parody of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus)
  9. "My Name is Fleur" - 2:58 (A parody of "Starships" by Nicki Minaj)
  10. "Malfoy" - 4:17 (A parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock)
  11. "The Chosen One" - 3:06 (A parody of "Know Your Enemy" by Green Day)
  12. "Lavender's Revenge" - 3:02 (A parody of "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morissette)
  13. "The Battle of Hogwarts" - 3:19 (A parody of "Fire, Water, Burn" by The Bloodhound Gang)
  14. "What's the Spell" - 3:07 (A parody of "What the Hell" by Avril Lavigne)
  15. "Reading" - 2:08 (A parody of "Kiss Me" by Sixpence None the Richer)


  • Paul Thomas - Lead Vocals, Computerized Synthesizer, Guitar, Lyrics
  • Trina Sieg - Lead Vocals, Guitar, Lyrics


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Albums: Potterwatch! · Accio Awesome · Noize From the Cupboard · Ridiculously Wicked · Fantastic Beats & Where to Hear Them
EPs: I Love Hogwarts · We R Death Eaters · Pottermost! · Happy Record Store Day! · Happy Record Store Day 2013 · Finite Incantatem!
Other: Discography · Expecto Patrohmygoodness · The 8th Horcrux Live · Greatest Hits

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