“The Lavatory Song”
From the album Ridiculously Wicked by The 8th Horcrux
Released: July 3, 2012
Recorded: June 2011
Genre: Pop, Parody
Length: 2:18
Label: Fueled by Pumpkin Juice
Purchase Link: Bandcamp $0.99
Producer(s): Paul Thomas
The 8th Horcrux's Chronology
Last Single: Crabbe and Goyle (2012)
This Single: The Lavatory Song (2012)
Next Single: TBA

The Lavatory Song is the name of the thirteenth single by wizard rock band The 8th Horcrux. The song is a parody of "Call Me Maybe" by Carly Rae Jepsen. The song is the third single from The 8th Horcrux's fourth parody album, Ridiculously Wicked. The song's music video has been viewed over 25,000 times on YouTube.

Track ListingEdit

The following tracks were made available on the Happy Record Store Day 2013 EP:

  1. "The Lavatory Song" - 2:49
  2. "Crabbe and Goyle (Instrumental)" - 2:49


On July 3, 2012 the band released a music video for the song. In the video, Trina plays the part of Moaning Myrtle. The video has been seen over 60,000 times. Several commentors on YouTube and Reddit asked why Trina was wearing a Slytherin tie when Mrytle was a Ravenclaw. Paul later responded with: "Simple answer: we didn't have a Ravenclaw tie, so we made due with what we had!"[1]


I was inside a stall
When a snake crawled from the wall
I looked into its - eyes
And I was DOA

Now I’m a ghost in a bowl
Fate worse than losing your soul
And now I haunt Hogwarts kids
When they have to go

Livin’ by a toilet
Notice the plumbing’s broken
The sink’s been overflowin’
That basilisk was really scary

Hey, you’re making some brew
Aren’t you Harry?
My name is Myrtle
From the lavatory

It’s hard to haunt right
When you are near me
Well, my name is Myrtle
From the lavatory

A book got thrown at my face
I was so sad and disgraced
But you came and talked me
And now I’m OK

Years later you needed aid
The golden egg was a pain
You couldn’t figure it out
So you came my way

Livin’ by the toilet
Notice the plumbing’s broken
The sink’s over flowin’
That basilisk was really scary

I haven’t seen you
So what gives Harry?
You know that I’ve been
In the lavatory

And all the other boys
Like Cedric Diggory
Are Dumb and Dumber
They’re no Harry Potter

And now I spend all of my time
In the u-bend
In the u-bend
In the uuu-bend


  1. Thomas, Paul. "'Call Me Maybe' Harry Potter Parody" Retrieved 21 October 2012.
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