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“Wizarding Skillz”
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From the album Noize From the Cupboard by The 8th Horcrux
Released: July 4, 2011[1]
Recorded: June 2011
Genre: Rock, Parody
Length: 2:30
Label: Fueled by Pumpkin Juice
Purchase Link: Bandcamp $0.99
Producer(s): Paul Thomas
The 8th Horcrux's Chronology
Last Single: Horcruxes 2 Night (2011)
This Single: Wizarding Skillz (2011)
Next Single: If You Wanna Rock at Quidditch (2012)

Wizarding Skillz is the name of the tenth single by wizard rock band The 8th Horcrux. The song is a parody of "Beverly Hills" by Weezer.

Music VideoEdit

A music video for "Wizarding Skillz" was released on YouTube in July of 2011. The video features Paul Thomas singing the song and uses a fixed camera view-point and rapid cuts to emphasize different parts of the song.

LyricsEdit

At Privet Drive, my life's not that great
My cousin treats me like a piece of crap
My Uncle Vernon is really fat
And my aunt is really cruel to me
But then one day I got the news
Hogwarts School was interested in me
The next day Ollivander's put a wand in my pocket

Wizarding skills, that's what I'm gonna need (Harry, Harry)
Gimme those Wizarding skills
Wizarding skills, guess who's a celebrity? (Harry, Harry)
Gimme those Wizarding skills

Guy named Ron looking at my scar
This Malfoy punk is really mean
Trolley lady's at the door
With Bertie Botts Beans

I put on the Sorting Hat
Hope I'm not in Slytherin
Quidditch practice after school
‘Cuz I'm the next big thing

Wizarding skills, that's what I'm gonna need (Harry, Harry)
Gimme those Wizarding skills
Wizarding skills, guess who's a celebrity? (Harry, Harry)
Gimme those Wizarding skills

Truth is... Voldemort is back
What's this I've been brought into?
Voldie’s going down

Yes he will - I've got love and he's a fool
And it'll always be that way
He'll always try to end my life
When my scar pains

Wizarding skills, that's what I just received (Harry, Harry)
Gimme those Wizarding skills
Wizarding skills, Rowling's a celebrity? (Harry, Harry)
Gimme those Wizarding skills
Wizarding skills, that's what I just received (Harry, Harry)
Gimme those Wizarding skills
Wizarding skills, Rowling's a celebrity? (Harry, Harry)
Gimme those Wizarding skills

ReferencesEdit

  1. "Artists of the FuMP Sideshow - The 8th Horcrux." TheFuMP.com. 2011.
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Albums: Potterwatch! · Accio Awesome · Noize From the Cupboard · Ridiculously Wicked · Fantastic Beats & Where to Hear Them
EPs: I Love Hogwarts · We R Death Eaters · Pottermost! · Happy Record Store Day! · Happy Record Store Day 2013 · Finite Incantatem!
Other: Discography · Expecto Patrohmygoodness · The 8th Horcrux Live · Greatest Hits

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